what'll it take to get through to you, precious?

i'm sorry to interrupt. though there's nothing overtly explicit on this website, i tend to post content worth warning for. topics include:

  • sexuality/kink/nsfw
  • drugs, substance abuse
  • otherwise darker topics
i'm also just more adult-oriented in general. i prefer you steer clear if you're underaged; it's nothing personal. i'm sensitive to eyestrain and bright/flashing/strobing colors, so none of that flies here

otherwise, if everything sounds okay so far, feel free to enter

clever got me this far, then tricky got me in

fanlistings + web-rings
pending web-rings
none, currently

anti-ai, coded with my own machine brain. best viewed on desktop (i use a chromebook)

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